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Spoof Celebrity Endorsements

	Victoria Peckham - 'My little boy loves these books....Don't you David?' 'Dry your eyes mate, this music is wicked, innit?' 'Tough on Chavs, tough on the causes of Chavs' 'We must destroy weapons of chav destruction' (Gollum from 'Lord of the Sovreign Rings') 'I'd nick a copy, like' 'E=MC-CHAV' 'Once you've surfed the site, contact me and take a paternity test on national television! 'I know what i'm buying Alfie for chavmas now...' I've picked up some great fashion tips...i'm lovin me new burberry outfit!' Chavarotti - 'Nissan DoorMirror' Chavy White - 'My first, my last, my every bling' Wayne, where's your credit card? I'll 'ave one in every colour! 'Rob it, rob it, rob it.   Chavvy Pothead and the prisoner of ASBO Land Lizzy Da Second - 'Reminds one of one's Grandson.' Chav Guevara - 'I fought a revolution for people like this?'