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Definition of a Chav

Oxford English Dictionary

chav/ noun (BrE, slang) a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion: There are always loads of chavs hanging round the shopping centre. * Chavs usually wear designer labels, and if they’re girls, very short skirts and stilettos. * Chavs still see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity.
 adj. [only before noun]: The bus was full of chav kids. * chav girls with their big gold jewellery.

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