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We Wish You A Chavvy Christmas And A Blingin' New Year!

Here you'll find all you need to do in order to have a proper chav's christmas

Read The 12 Days Of Chavmas

Read The Nativity According To Chavs

tackily decorated house
No Christmas would be complete without some tasteful decorations, ideally you want to put these up in early October.
Christmas Dinner
The one day of the year where you ditch the poot noodle and stella and instead enjoy the delights of turkey and stella.
You should also aim to start a fight with either you brother Kevin or your grandad Jordan sometime before dinner (but after top of the pops of course)

Christmas Presents

Last but by no means least, the true meaning of Christmas...Presents! Click on the picture to buy yours

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