No Christmas would be complete without some tasteful decorations, ideally you want to put these up in early October.
The one day of the year where you ditch the poot noodle and stella and instead enjoy the delights of turkey and stella.
You should also aim to start a fight with either you brother Kevin or your grandad Jordan sometime before dinner (but
after top of the pops of course)
Last but by no means least, the true meaning of Christmas...Presents! Click on the picture to buy yours
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