Chav Test

How chav are you?

Do u look well smart in ur burberry... do u pick on goffffs... do u fink ur kool with all ur bling. do this test to find out.

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Question: 1. Have you ever purchased something from Co-op, Iceland or Hyper Value?
Yes
No

Question: 2. Have you ever worn Burberry check?
Yes
No

Question: 3. Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Yes
No

Question: 4. Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
Yes
No

Question: 5. Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff?
Yes
No

Question: 6. Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Yes
No

Question: 7. Are you into "R&B"?
Yes
No

Question: 8. Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
Yes
No

Question: 9. Have you ever worn jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos?
Yes
No

Question: 10. Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Yes
No

Question: 11. Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Yes
No

Question: 12. Do you call your Grandmother your "Nan"?
Yes
No

Question: 13. Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
Yes
No

Question: 14. Have you ever bought second class stamps?
Yes
No

Question: 15. Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Yes
No

Question: 16. Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive?
Yes
No

Question: 17. Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Yes
No

Question: 18. Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Yes
No

Question: 19. Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Yes
No

Question: 20. Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes
No

Question: 21. Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Yes
No

Question: 22. Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Yes
No

Question: 23. Have you ever referred to a sofa as a "settee"?
Yes
No

Question: 24. Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"?
Yes
No

Question: 25. Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
Yes
No

Question: 26. Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Yes
No

Question: 27. Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Yes
No

Question: 28. Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Yes
No

Question: 29. Have you ever referred to pudding as "dessert" or "sweet"?
Yes
No

Question: 30. Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren"t wearing any?
Yes
No

Question: 31. Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
Yes
No

Question: 32. Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"?
Yes
No

Question: 33. Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"?
Yes
No

Question: 34. Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
Yes
No

Question: 35. Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc?
Yes
No

Question: 36. Can you name any characters from Footballers Wives?
Yes
No

Question: 37. Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Yes
No

Question: 38. Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy"s?
Yes
No

Question: 39. Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Yes
No

Question: 40. Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
Yes
No

Question: 41. Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Yes
No

Question: 42. Do you have "tea" as your evening meal?
Yes
No

Question: 43. Are the toes on your shoes square?
Yes
No

Question: 44. Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Yes
No

Question: 45. Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Yes
No

Question: 46. Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
Yes
No

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