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Chav Test 1

Chav Test 2

Have you ever gone for a romantic dinner for two at Pizza Hut?
Yes
No
 
Does your wardrobe contain one or more items in that Burberry check?
Yes
No
 
Have you ever eaten meat that comes in a tin? ( Possible answers include spam, corned beef or even the tinned all day breakfast.)
Yes
No
 
Have you ever eaten a Pot Noodle?
Yes
No
 
Have you ever eaten the new Posh Noodles and thought you were?
Yes
No
 
Is drinking bottles of cider in your local bus stop a favourite pastime?
Yes
No
 

Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?

Yes
No

Do you own a special tracksuit ‘for best’?
Yes
No

Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Yes
No

Is a curry your idea of exotic?
Yes
No

Do you know anyone that’s ever been on Trisha?
Yes
No

Would you ever leave the house without your hair gelled?
Yes
No

Is your mobile phone on a ‘pay as you go’ tariff?
Yes
No

Is an afternoon in the amusement arcades your idea of a good time?
Yes
No

Would you ever consider naming your daughter ‘Chardonnay’?
Yes
No

Have you been to Ibiza more than once?
Yes
No

Is your favourite colour gold?
Yes
No

Do you own a pair of gold hoop earrings?
Yes
No

Have you ever been to a rave?
Yes
No

Have you ever decorated your car with any of the following: Furry dice, nodding dogs or go-faster stripes?
Yes
No

Have you ever smuggled your own drink into a bar/club?
Yes
No

And was it a bottle of Malibu?
Yes
No

Is it true that music should either be played at full volume or not at all?
Yes
No

Do you like a lot of jewellery on a man?
Yes
No

Are any of your relatives called ‘Kevin’
Yes
No

Have you ever bought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Yes
No

Have you ever owned those ‘special’ socks that are cut off below the ankle to make it look like you aren’t wearing any?
Yes
No

Do you have ‘tea’ as your evening meal?
Yes
No

Do you call your grandmother your ‘Nan’?
Yes
No

Do you think that Kat Slater’s a classy kind of girl?
Yes
No

Have you ever deliberately worn lip liner several shades darker than your lipstick?
Yes
No

Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a top 40 hit?
Yes
No

Have you ever been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
Yes
No

Have you ever been in or hired a white limo?
Yes
No

Have you ever taken the freebie shower gel and shampoo from a hotel room?
Yes
No

Have you ever set foot inside a Little Chef or Happy Eater other than to use the toilet facilities?
Yes
No

Have you ever owned a pair of pristine white Reebok Classic trainers?
Yes
No

Have you or has anyone you know got an outdoor hot tub?
Yes
No

Have you ever had a Croydon facelift?
Yes
No

Have you ever worn white stilettos?
Yes
No

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