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Q. What do you call a chav in a vault?
A. Safe

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit

Q. What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?
A. All White

Q. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
A. Innuinnit.

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
A. "What you lookin' at?"

Q. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
A. Paint three stripes on it..

Q. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. What do you call a chav on a bike?
A. A thief.

Q. What is a chavs idea of protective sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
A. Fathers Day!

Q. How do you start an argument with a chav?
A. Speak!

Q. What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
A. The burglar.

Q. What do you say to a chav at work?
A. Can i have a big mac please?

Q. How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
A. She is the most pregnant one.

Q. What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A. A Chavalanche.

Q. What do you call a chav with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. When do chavs cross the road?
A. When it's safe.

Q. What do you say to a Chav?
A. Big Mac with fries please.

Q. What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
A. It dies of loneliness!!

Q. Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
A. One can read and one can write!

Q. What do you do if you run over a chav?
A. Reverse just to make sure.

Q. Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
A. Mint.

Q. How do chavs knock on a door?
A. They Bang it.

Q. Where do Chavettes go for work?
A. Street corners.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chav with a monarch?
A. The royal mint!

Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of orange juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.
Q. What is a chavette's favourite wine?
A. 'I wanna blaaahdy go ta Bluewater'
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a dictionary?
A. About 09980822018 words.
Q. What's a chav doing in a fridge?
A. Chillin'.
Q. What do you call a chav on fire?
A. Blazin'.
Q. What do you call a chav in a job centre?
A. A figment of your imagination.
Q. How do you know when a chav is having an orgasm?
A. She drops her chips.
Q. How does a chavette turn off the light after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. What do you call a chav in a rockery?
A. Stoned.

Q. What do you call a chav in a freezer?
A. Tuff innit?

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,


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